Go ahead, mom my ride. Actually, it has already happened. The scratch down the side, I've got it on the right rear side. Something broken? Look for the crack on the right windshield and the handle broken off the front passenger console. Empty juice containers and unidentified snack crackers? Yeah, I've got 'em! Things rolling around the back? Check. I'm just wondering who peeked inside my van and told?
You have to watch this, I could not stop laughing. Brought to you by youtube, of course.